I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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