you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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