...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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