you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
this hospital has no fireball
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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