my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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