I hate all girls vehemently.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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