The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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