Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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