I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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