Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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