My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
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