im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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