Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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