Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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