cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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