I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
MIDGETS
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Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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