haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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