Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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