she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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