Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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