windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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