6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Is Oprah even human
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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