I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Randomize