normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
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The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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