Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
