I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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