that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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