so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it