We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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