i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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