im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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