Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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