Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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