we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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