His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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