I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The power of my boobs compel you
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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