This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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