so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Couch. On fire.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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