They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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