you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You can't just leave with hair like that
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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