You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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