I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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