Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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