: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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