Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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