its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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