That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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