I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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