The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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