i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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