just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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