I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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