butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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zippers are such a cool invention
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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