What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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